Chuck

Chuck Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 6: "Chuck Versus the Curse"

Casey (to Morgan): Good job on the breakout. Actually, I was pretty proud of you...moron.
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Episode 5: "Chuck Versus the Hack Off"

Verbanski: We coulda been something.
Casey: Still can be.
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Decker: Soon people will be hunting Chuck the way they hunted Bin Laden.
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Verbanski: Fine! I love Casey, just stop grilling me!
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Vali: Look at my face? You can't tell I'm from Montreal? Like all true Hinjews?
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Cult Leader: Looks like you walked into the wrong cult, bitch.
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Morgan: Imagine David Beckham! Lester's a shorter, feminine version of his wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Do you remember why we started Carmichael Industries to begin with?
Morgan: The corporate discount on the pinball machine right?
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Verbanski: Right, I'm gonna take orders from Ward and June Cleaver.
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Lester: Good luck to you both, finding a better Indian guy in your life!
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Episode 4: "Chuck Versus the Business Trip"

Decker: John Casey, you're under arrest...for murder.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: I miss knowing kung fu.
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Chuck: The force is strong in this one.
Morgan: Mmmm. I have no idea what that means, but I am pumped.
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Casey: Leave it to the three friends you recently stabbed in the back.
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Beckman: So shocked you people are running out of money.
Chuck: Missile Command is a part of our process.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 3: "Chuck Versus the Frosted Tips"

Morgan: Thanks for pantsing me.
Chuck: Anytime buddy.
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Zorn: Please, take me to jail. You're all a bunch of maniacs.
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Morgan: Do you even remember who I was before?
Chuck: Yes Morgan! Do you?
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Morgan: Just admit that you cannot handle the fact that I'm the badass operative, with the badass tips, and you're the dorky sidekick!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: You can keep the intersect, Golum.
 • Rating: Unrated

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