Chuck

Chuck Season 2 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 2 Episode 8: "Chuck Versus the Gravitron"

Casey: What was that for? The kissy noise. Have some self-respect, Bartowski. You're a man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: (To Jill) You already broke my heart. Is it necessary for you to shoot it as well?
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Chuck: I think you should know that my completely rational fear of carnivals has spread to ex-girlfriends.
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(Leader chases Chuck into the Gravitron)
Leader: You need to come with me.
Chuck: Um, you told Jill to shoot me. Why would I ever go anywhere with you?
Leader: I'd rather not leave your body here on the ride. What if some kid saw it?
Chuck: Wow, that's, uh...that's strangely considerate of you.
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Casey: That's the Castle manual. I told you that's top secret.
Chuck: Yeah, I know. So am I.
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Chuck: Can I ask a follow-up question?
Casey: You're about to leave through that window.
Chuck: I rescind my follow-up question.
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(Morgan is trapped in the Buy More Door)
Morgan: Jeff, open the door, buddy.
Lester: Open the door.
Jeff: Got it.
(The outer door opens)
Morgan: Okay. Nice, Jeff. Now can you open the door that is currently chopping me in half?
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Chuck: (to Jill) Look, you're taking the Matrix, OK. All wheel drive, touch screen navi, iPod capability and a full tank of gas. It's the perfect get away car.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 7: "Chuck Versus the Fat Lady"

Sarah: Jill, if it looks like a bomb and it ticks like a bomb, generally it is a bomb.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: (to Chuck) Of course I can cover for you, man, because we're best friends, and that's what best friends do. They lie for each other, but they don't lie to each other.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: What is it? What is it, flesh-eating bacteria or anthrax? Am I gonna die?
Casey: Nope. But you can add ice and give it to little kids to sell on street corners.
Chuck: I knew it. Drugs.
Casey: It's powdered fruit punch, dumb ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: Wait. So not only did we not get the Fulcrum list, but Jill's never gonna speak to me again, because she caught me naked, rinsing off fruit punch with another woman?
Casey: Common spy problem.
Chuck: Really?
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Sarah: You are not concerned to involve a civilian in a covert government investigation?
Casey: No, girl's pushing Guy Lafleur's view is of use to us. You sure you're not just jealous because Bartowski's found himself a new piece of asset?
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: (Handing Casey the copy of the encoded Fulcrum list) Q36 game copier. Thankfully, Morgan is too cheap and unethical to pay for his own video game entertainment. Canada's greatest gift since Shania Twain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: (after Casey sings a high note) Hey! What?
Casey: Choir boy. What? I wasn't hatched.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lester: Morgan! You got to break Morgan. Chuck tells him everything.
Jeff: His beard holds so many secrets.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 6: "Chuck Versus the Ex"

Captain Awesome: Okay, so how did everyone come with their chest compression?
(Captain Awesome walks into the room and sees Buy More employees beating up their aquatic dolls.)
Captain Awesome: Come on guys, what's wrong with you?
Jeff: I drink too much.
Lester: My parents had impossible standards.
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(Chuck sees Jill and ducks under the table)
Associate: Is there a problem?
Chuck: Can you tell me if the attractive brown-eyed, slightly egg-headed brunette with an extremely cold heart is still there?
Associate: She's here. Why? Who is she?
Chuck: Jill Roberts, my ex-girlfriend. She broke my heart. I need, I need a diversion. Would it be a terrible imposition for you to pull the fire alarm?
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Chuck: You see, she broke my heart. She destroyed me. She took all of my confidence, my mojo.
Casey: You had mojo?
Chuck: I was on my way.
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Chuck: Oh and by the way, she slept with Bryce Larkin.
Casey: Hmm. Who hasn't?
(Sarah shots Casey a look)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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