Chuck Season 2 Quotes
Chuck: Glad I'm not the one who has to tell Ratner about his wife's involvement in all this.
Casey: Heh. That's why love is for suckers.
Chuck: Hey, you seen Sarah anywhere?
Casey: Heh. Sucker.
Fulcrum Agent: Okay, let's try this one more time. The microchip. Please. The microchip now!
Bryce: Release the kid first.
Chuck: Kid? Honestly, we were born in the same year.
Fulcrum Agent: Give me the chip and I'll let him go.
(Bryce raises his arm and puts his gun down)
Fulcrum Agent: The chip.
Bryce: There. Now release him.
Fulcrum Agent: Sorry.
Bryce: You got it?
Sarah: (Sarah, out of the Fulcrum Agents's view, whispers) Yeah, I got it.
Bryce: Take it...take the shot, Sarah. Sarah! Take the shot! Take it!
(A shot from elsewhere rings)
Casey: You want something done right, you do it yourself.
Chuck: So uh...staying with Sarah, huh?
Bryce: Protecting our cover. How are things between you guys?
Chuck: They're good. Good good good. Solid. Why, did she say something?
Bryce: No it's just, she's a beautiful girl, pretending to be your girlfriend. I was afraid you'd let the lines get blurred and fall for her.
(Chuck scoffs)
Chuck: What me, fall for Sarah? Please.
(Sarah enters)
Sarah: Hey guys. So how do I look?
Chuck: Good. Yeah, yeah. Real good. Red's not really my color, so... (mumbles) forgot my jacket...or salmon or whatever that is.
I hate Bryce Larkin.
Chuck
Just get me the hell out of here, Jorge, I'm living in a Lamborghini, you can't imagine how little leg room there is.
Von Hayes
Anna: Morgan, you can't let a bully like Mitt push you around, this isn't high school.
Morgan: No, it's worse. This is Buy More.
(Chuck and Casey watch Anna fight)
Casey: (On the phone) I need a background clearance on one Anna Wu. I have a candidate for possible field work.
Chuck: No!
I'm too young, upwardly mobile, and handsome to die.
Lester
Of course I find her attractive! It's just that I had a burrito earlier and I'm trying to be respectful.
Chuck
(as Chuck is preparing to go undercover)
Roan: We need to talk about protection.
Chuck: I don't think it's gonna get that far, Roan.
Roan: I mean a gun. Why do you think she's known as the Black Widow.
Chuck: She's African-American and her husband died...?
We pretend like we're not really dating. Which is weird, I know, but it forces me to have to win her over again and again...and again.
Chuck
(being asked to be on a new mission) Uh, you can count me out on this one. No more dangling me off of buildings. No more guns being pointed at my head. No more putting my life in danger. I'm going back to my peaceful, quiet, albeit degrading existence at the Buy More. So, have fun on the mission, and... really love what you've done with the place.
