Chuck Season 2 Quotes
Man, if I wanted to take tests, I would've been a boat captain.
Jeff
Ellie: Morgan, are you holding my underwear?
Morgan: Wait a second, wait a second. Wait, I-I need to be very clear about this. Okay, the only thing I came in here to steal was a CPR test. So any suggestions to any pervy related to your panties--underpants is, frankly, outrageous.
Ellie: So you deny being a perv, but you admit to being a thief?
Morgan: Do I at least get points for honesty?
(After Jill injected the serum into Chuck)
Jill: Okay, that has a modified version of the viral strain. Now your body metabolizes the poison and the antiviral serum is going to be created from your blood.
Chuck: Poison? Poison?! I thought I was getting the antidote? You just gave me poison?!
Jill: Yeah.
Look, Bartowski, my job is to look after all the citizens of this nation, not just the girl who raises your flag.
Casey
Morgan: Are you guys ready?
Lester: I was born ready.
Jeff: I was born premature.
Sarah: Are you done feeling sorry for yourself?
Chuck: Personally, I'd like another ten to fifteen minutes of really pathetic self-indulgence.
It's too dangerous for her, all right. I am putting my foot down! (Casey glares) Gingerly.
I've served my country with honor! Let me die with dignity!
Casey
(After Chuck realized how to beat Missile Command)
Chuck: (to Morgan) Morgan... hey ah, buddy do we carry any Rush CDs in the store?
Morgan: No need. I got them all on my Zune!
Chuck: You have a Zune?
Morgan: You kidding me? No... no, I'll grab my iPod.
(to Sarah) Remember, the only difference between high school and high school reunion is that you don't get suspended for being drunk.
Chuck: Hey buddy, what's going on?
Morgan: Lester's new sales policy, we are giving away merchandise.
Chuck: That's going to end badly.
Morgan: I know. I know, Chuck. That's part of the fun.
Mark Ratner: See, I'm just a guy who likes math, you know, and somehow I got a beautiful girl like that to fall in love with me. I have to pinch myself sometimes. It's like I'm dreaming.
(Chuck's eyes meet Sarah's from a distance. A smile washes over her face)
Mark: Aw, forget it, Agent Carmichael. I mean, how can I expect a cool guy like you to understand?
Chuck: You know what, Mark? Sometimes the nerd gets the girl.
