Chuck Season 2 Quotes
(To Jill) You already broke my heart. Is it necessary for you to shoot it as well?
I think you should know that my completely rational fear of carnivals has spread to ex-girlfriends.
(Leader chases Chuck into the Gravitron)
Leader: You need to come with me.
Chuck: Um, you told Jill to shoot me. Why would I ever go anywhere with you?
Leader: I'd rather not leave your body here on the ride. What if some kid saw it?
Chuck: Wow, that's, uh...that's strangely considerate of you.
Casey: That's the Castle manual. I told you that's top secret.
Chuck: Yeah, I know. So am I.
Chuck: Can I ask a follow-up question?
Casey: You're about to leave through that window.
Chuck: I rescind my follow-up question.
(Morgan is trapped in the Buy More Door)
Morgan: Jeff, open the door, buddy.
Lester: Open the door.
Jeff: Got it.
(The outer door opens)
Morgan: Okay. Nice, Jeff. Now can you open the door that is currently chopping me in half?
Chuck: Oh and by the way, she slept with Bryce Larkin.
Casey: Hmm. Who hasn't?
(Sarah shots Casey a look)
Captain Awesome: Okay, so how did everyone come with their chest compression?
(Captain Awesome walks into the room and sees Buy More employees beating up their aquatic dolls.)
Captain Awesome: Come on guys, what's wrong with you?
Jeff: I drink too much.
Lester: My parents had impossible standards.
(Chuck sees Jill and ducks under the table)
Associate: Is there a problem?
Chuck: Can you tell me if the attractive brown-eyed, slightly egg-headed brunette with an extremely cold heart is still there?
Associate: She's here. Why? Who is she?
Chuck: Jill Roberts, my ex-girlfriend. She broke my heart. I need, I need a diversion. Would it be a terrible imposition for you to pull the fire alarm?
Chuck: You see, she broke my heart. She destroyed me. She took all of my confidence, my mojo.
Casey: You had mojo?
Chuck: I was on my way.
Chuck: She owes me an explanation.
Casey: No, she doesn't. She exercised her First Amendment right to dump you.
Sarah: I know it's hard, but tonight you have to be a spy first.
Chuck: Yeah, it is hard. I'm not like you, Sarah. I can't turn my emotions on and off like some robot.
