Travis 2.0 my ass.

Travis

Who else here thinks Wes has not moved on?

Travis

And you need to hide the cat because the captain is coming.

Travis

Travis: Two things I know: Women and strays.

Travis: People on ecstasy don't even like you.
Wes: That's rude.

One more foot and we would have shot you.

Travis

You don't have to come. It's dinner time. Go eat a burrito.

Wes [to Travis]

Man, that' s not how you spell thank you!

Travis [to Wes]

You should have Dr. Ryan help you overcome your shyness.

Wes [to the Captain]

Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.

Travis

Wes: Sweet couple. Wonder what they got each other for Valentine's day.
Travis: Look's like they got each other restraining orders.

See, he waived his right to be sober.

Travis

Common Law Season 1 Quotes

If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.

Mechanic [about Wes]

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.