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Season 4 Episode 8: "Herstory of Dance"

Troy: So was that girl an alien, or a toddler with a growing disease?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: As someone who faked being a lawyer for seven years, I appreciate your commitment to the bit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Hey Britta, where's Sophie B.? Is she backstage, drinking Zima and counting out Beanie Babies?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Abed: I've been making a conscious effort to get away from filtering everything through TV. I figured it's time I showed some growth. It's been 3 1/2 seasons...is what the old me would have said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Anything could happen between now and that dance. An asteroid could hit. Do you want to be the schmuck who apologizes right before the world ends?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "Economics of Marine Biology"

Troy: I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck. It's not as fun as it sounds.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: The perfect mix of low intellect, limited ambition, and limitless parental support.
Jeff: So, a rich dum-dum who will never graduate and keep dropping money into the school indefinitely. Got it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Pierce Hawthorne has taken 80% of Greendale's classes twice. He is the only Greendale student who has ever paid for a premium locker or the extended pencil warranty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta: We do need the money. The biology department's been dissecting the same dead pig for ten years.
Dean: If we get this money, we can buy 100 pigs and make everybody happy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta: If I wanted to wait on a rich man hand and foot, I would have gone to Dubai with that sheik I met at Trader Joe's.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pierce: The barber shop--a reminder of the era when men were men, and women were sex-cooks who did laundry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 6: "Advanced Documentary Filmmaking"

Troy: Kevin doesn't know about labor laws, or forty hour work weeks, or that that guy named him after his dog.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sullivan: What are you, the trout police? Because if you are, you're legally bound to tell me, or else it's entrapment.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Shirley: I believe that the good Lord made Chang, Chang. Kevin is a choice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I'm gonna go get a sandwich, which, unlike "changnesia," is real.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean Pelton: Thank you, Pierce Hawthorne, for your special blend of playful racial humor and genuine thoughts on Geraldine Ferraro.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean Pelton: I first met Chang when I hired him as a Spanish teacher at Greendale. Then he became a disgraced student, a psychopathic music major, a homeless vent dweller, a security guard, keytarist, power-hungry war lord, and, now, Kevin. It's sad to see him like this. Well, it's mixed. He was pretty terrible before.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 5: "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations"

Jeff: I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I am constantly texting...and there is no one at the other end.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Abed:-about to-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

William: So, how about we make a couple of ground rules.
Jeff: Actually, that sounds good. Okay, no hugs.
William: Wouldn't want one. No apologies.
Jeff: Wouldn't accept one.
 • Rating: Unrated

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