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Episode 7: "Studies in Modern Movement"

Annie: Britta don't make jokes, you're bad at it!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Britta: When you become roommates with friends, the things you love about them become the things that make you want to smother them with a pillow.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 6: "Advanced Gay"

Britta: So Oedipal.
Priest [to Britta]: You're the worst.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff [to Pierce's dad]: With all do respect sir, I have zero respect for you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Cool, I can't feel my pants.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: After you said Britta was right, everything sounded like one big foghorn.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: What's that complex called when you're wrong about everything?
Britta: Ah sarcasm, from the man with the mother of all daddy issues.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: Pierce's positrons have bee negatized creating anti-Pierce.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Bitches is gay talk for friends.
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta: Wow Pierce! Congratulations on meeting the minimum requirements for of open mindedness!
 • Rating: Unrated

Student: Excuse me are you Pierce Hawthorne, Hawthrone wipes?
Pierce: At your cervix! Sorry I thought you were a lady.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 5: "Horror Fiction In Seven Spooky Steps"

Jeff: I'm sure it's not biggie, but I'm a horny man so I'm only half present.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I'm no sociopath, I always know what I'm doing is wrong. I'm just a guy that doesn't like taking tests, doing work, and getting yelled at. So if you think about it, I'm the sanest person here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: I'm a werewolf who feeds on selfish vampires!
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: She ripped into his torso like a gerbil shredding a Quaker Oats box!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: You tried to destroy us, but you only made us-
Troy/Abed: More Awesome!!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I'm sorry, you were about to get ridiculous?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Devil here! Just stopping by here for a little damnation orientation, here's the sched: at 10 you'll be buried neck deep in scorpions, at 11:15 lava enemas, followed by Pilates! Pilates is the demon that eats your genitals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: What did I do to deserve that? Keep me out of your stupid stories.
Troy: I didn't say it was you. I said it was a crazy, old, racist doctor.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pierce: By sewing my butt to my chest, you've given me boobs I can touch all day.
 • Rating: Unrated

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