Favorite Community Quotes
I can't think of anything more frightening than a half-Polish, half-Arab virgin in his thirties. One way or another, that ends with an explosion.
Pierce
I wouldn't go to this toilet with my big sister's toe.
Dark Rider
Yes. I want to bathe in manhood.
Troy
My uncle put his finger in my no-no!
Troy
Annie: Shirley, you are a guilt machine
Pierce: And annie knows a thing or two about guilt, am I right Jew?
Annie: Say the whole word.
Pierce: Jewey?
Troy: You would never catch a Jehovah's Witness saying "jewey."
Pierce: It comes with the birthday cake you never got.
Annie: I'm... ew, Hector the well-endowed? Abed!
Abed: I didn't know you'd pick one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind.
Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.
Britta
Britta: I still thing that man is going to evolve into woman, not a dragon monster with three legs.
Pierce: Three legs?
Troy: According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now keep in mind, the margin of error on this thing is about 98%.
Abed: Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.
Tell me how to get this laid-back, or I'll kill your families!
Pierce
It's Wednesday. Sometimes I eat in Jeff's car. Don't tell him.
Abed
Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.
