Favorite Community Quotes
When I was 30 people used to wish I was dead to my face, that's called respect.
Pierce
Why's she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor? Go cure something.
Troy
Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.
Is that a new stereotype?
Pierce
Dean: Do you know who might have stolen a box of hair nets from the kitchen?
Abed: Someone with hair.
Dean: I'm gonna write that down.
Britta: I still thing that man is going to evolve into woman, not a dragon monster with three legs.
Pierce: Three legs?
We're the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week.
Jeff
Troy: According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now keep in mind, the margin of error on this thing is about 98%.
Abed: Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.
It's Wednesday. Sometimes I eat in Jeff's car. Don't tell him.
Abed
Oh my god, Pierce is going to be the only person ever to drown in a parking lot... twice.
Troy
Tell me how to get this laid-back, or I'll kill your families!
Pierce
Why do I have to put the VCR on 3, if Bones is on 5?
Chang
