Popular Community Quotes
Repo man: Maybe you should have spent less money on special effects.
Jeff: Thanks a lot, Francis Ford Repo Man.
Dean Pelton here, wishing you another magic year at Greendale--ranked America's #2 community college by GreendaleCommunityCollege.com.
Dean
After you left, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also asbestos reasons.
Dean
Maybe we should brainstorm fundraising ideas that AREN'T bake sales OR zoos where the humans are in cages and the animals come to visit.
Annie
They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals. They invented fibromyalgia AND the cure for fibromyalgia
Annie
Britta: I'm on sabbatical.
Troy: You're Jewish??
Britta: Why don't you sell him a pill that'll make him give up on his dreams?
Annie: Relaxarex doesn't make you give up on your dreams! That's a side effect!
Guys like you should be more scared, you trust-funded, body-spray, Eli Roth DVD-owner.
Jeff
You're not worth the monologue.
Jeff
Shut up, Leonard. Nice earring--you look like the road manager of the California Raisins.
Jeff
The teachers here are teachers because they did something wrong--same as the students!
Jeff
There are two things I don't do well--apologies and drawing duck bills.
Buzz Hickey
