If I had a final wish, I'd use it to stay alive.

Abed

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Answer the question, Adrian Grody!

Annie

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You told me a hawk stole them! You exploited me and made me believe in a slightly more magical world!

Britta

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I've never been to LegoLand. I just wanted you guys to think I was cool.

Troy

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Troy: I'm better at sex than Jeff, right?
Britta: I've yet to have anyone worse.

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Britta: You guys ready for closure?!
Buzz Hickey: Of your caskets?!

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Fifty thousand dollars! That's fifty thousand lottery tickets!

Starburns

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Alright, Miss Perry, climb aboard; it's fake-killing time.

Buzz Hickey

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Welcome to Shirley Island, where all your dreams come true! If you dream of standing on a table and pissing in a jar.

Shirley

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Did you all hit your heads on each other's heads?

Britta

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We're human beings, not the editors of Teen Vogue!

Britta

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Britta: Do you feel like this game's gotten out of hand?
Jeff: Nah. Feels normal enough for a school that's on 911's blocked caller list.

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