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Shirley: This is not your baby Chang.
Chang: How do you know?
Shirley: Because I don't see any locusts.

I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You, sort of dodged a bullet there.

Chang

My nephew Jim was born on the treadmill at Bally Total Fitness; 20% incline.

Chang

Chang babies love the sauce, you know? Alcohol AND Duck.

Chang
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