Community "The Art of Discourse" Quotes
Abed [on his porn name]: Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: They're making us walk around with pretzels in our butts, and I put mustard on mine like an idiot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: My uncle was struck by lightning. You'd think it would give you superpowers, but now he just masturbates in movie theaters.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Annie: When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a 'pool party' that turned out to be a Baptism.
Shirley: Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Abed: He still assumes I'm a terrorist.
Pierce: If you're not, I'm sorry. If you are, I'm a hero. I'm willing to take that chance.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta: So what's the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?
Pierce: If the wallet chain fits... I'm just trying to help you find yourself.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: I got a B on my nutrition final, and I am celebrating with pie and a dollop of whipped irony.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
