My uncle was struck by lightning. You'd think it would give you ...

My uncle was struck by lightning. You'd think it would give you superpowers, but now he just masturbates in movie theaters.

Troy

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Troy
Episode:
Community Season 1 Episode 21: "The Art of Discourse"
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Community
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Community Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes

Britta: So what's the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?
Pierce: If the wallet chain fits... I'm just trying to help you find yourself.

I got a B on my nutrition final, and I am celebrating with pie and a dollop of whipped irony.

Jeff
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