My uncle was struck by lightning. You'd think it would give you superpowers, but now he just masturbates in movie theaters.

Troy

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Community Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes

Annie: When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a 'pool party' that turned out to be a Baptism.
Shirley: Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.

Britta: So what's the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?
Pierce: If the wallet chain fits... I'm just trying to help you find yourself.