Community Quotes
I remember when this show was about community college.
Abed
I've got Friends with Benefits... no subtext.
Dean
Whatevs, we'll take it next semes. Ter. Semester.
Annie
While they were incepting, I got their balls.
Leonard
Britta: This is a lock of my hair.
Troy: Creepy.
Official: Nobody can sit on something this big.
Dean: IIIII'll sit on it.
Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There's only one.
Abed: God, I hope I'm right.
Chang started his solo. Knowing him, that gives us only nine minutes to get to the records room.
Abed
Chang you're insane. You're still into keytar?
Troy
This job's getting bigger than my wife's credit card bill at Marshall's. I mean, they have great stuff, I know that.
Abed
A, that is racist. B, swamis can't drive, they're Indians.
Pierce
Troy: Don't be alarmed if things get a little noisy.
Abed: Like my wife's mouth.
