Community Quotes
Britta: Jeff, why are people staring at you?
Jeff: Because they've never seen a man who's had sex before?
Normally, we don't concern ourselves with adultery. Because then hotels wouldn't exist.
Hotel Attendant
For the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, I knew someone would come.
Abed
Abed: You gotta let me out!
Toby: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
And I asked myself, what does space smell like?
Convention Speaker
Do they even have to talk? They could just touch tentacles and download.
Britta
Did you know that in ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention?
Pierce
Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?
Troy
Calling for help? A classic...call for help.
Britta
Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid. They're not fire!
Pierce
Annie: I lost Abed!
Troy: I told you to never let him out of your sight! That goes double for holidays and wax museums!
Pierce: If you knew what spooked me, you'd probably call me crazy and old.
Jeff: No one's going to call you, Pierce.
