Britta: Psychology tells us there are no accidents.
Jeff: What about car accidents, Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
This is the Jonestown of dinners.Annie
You ask one lady if she's Tyler Perry in drag and suddenly you're the bad guy.Pierce
Pierce: Let's carve that jive turkey.
Shirley: Got that out of your system?
Jeff: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
Dean Pelton: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
And that failed ventriloquist was...Slobodan Milosevic.Professor Cornwallis
No one's even willing to consider that I might be the Hitler of the group?Pierce
That man saved my life...in a video game.Abed
Damn them and their perfectly crafted time pieces!Jeff
I thought this was America, not Arizona.Jeff
Carl, I see you've grown a new douchebag.Jeff
Quick impression--waaaa. Who am I? You guys.Jeff