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I didn't think more than one person would answer the ad. Yes, dream coming true!


I say things others won't. That has value.


Holy macaroni with pepper jack.


I will find a loophole...then I'll kill you.


It's called a beer bong. You're not supposed to inhale, though — I almost died outside.


Before I respond to that, I'll have to take an extra-strength vitamin duh."


It's like prom queen! You wear a sash, and there's a vote, and if you win, they put a crown on your head, and I'm so jealous, Britta, I want to murder you! Aren't you excited?


Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire.

Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? No. I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure they mailed each other pants!


Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her.


Why's she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor? Go cure something.


Dean Pelton: Word of advice: If an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof.

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Community Season 1 Quotes

Britta: I'm willing to try some more mainstream feminine stuff.
Jeff: Well, then you should know that nothing says "I'm a woman" like... doing it with me.
Britta: Nothing says "I'm a pig" like you

Tea for two? There are five people up there.