Community Season 1 Quotes
I didn't think more than one person would answer the ad. Yes, dream coming true!Pelton
I say things others won't. That has value.Pierce
Holy macaroni with pepper jack.Shirley
I will find a loophole...then I'll kill you.Chang
It's called a beer bong. You're not supposed to inhale, though â€” I almost died outside.Pierce
Before I respond to that, I'll have to take an extra-strength vitamin duh."Jeff
It's like prom queen! You wear a sash, and there's a vote, and if you win, they put a crown on your head, and I'm so jealous, Britta, I want to murder you! Aren't you excited?Annie
Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire.
Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? No. I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure they mailed each other pants!Jeff
Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her.Troy
Why's she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor? Go cure something.Troy
Dean Pelton: Word of advice: If an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof.