Community Season 2 Quotes
Did you know there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?
Pierce
Narced? Hm. But he's like way too primo for that, Frank Zappa.
Jeff
You've gone from precious to annoying.
Troy [to Annie]
I'm a teacher. Wait. That's worse than the truth. I'm a student
Jeff
I painted a tunnel on the side of the library. When it dries, I'm going for it.
Abed
Is the Dean planning another ridiculous event, or is the Greendale hat club still struggling to be noteworthy?
Jeff
She's a stripper. Life sued her and she lost.
Jeff
Because if someone comes up here, Kanye and Kumar get taken to jail. You get taken to dinner.
Troy
Did you know that go-gurt is just yogurt?
Troy
If they gave awards for mind games, the statue would be Jeff Winger doing it to a brain.
Alan
DA used to call us The Litterbugs, we put so much trash back on the street.
Jeff
I need Purell for my brain.
Annie
