Community Season 3 Quotes
Chang is a psychopathic wannabe warlord with an army of prepubescent thugs. He as living in the school's airvent system with a monkey!
Jeff
How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale six?
Pierce
Let's burn this mother down!
Pierce
Greendale has warped me like a Barbie in a microwave!
Annie
Annie maybe you could say something nice about Star Burns, some sugar to go with that spice?
Dean
Come on I'm dean and my hands are so clean at this moment, I am stapling something.
Dean [singing]
You seemed smarter to me when I met you.
Jeff [to Britta]
If we rub that, will he come out and do celebrity impressions?
Troy
Diffuse the IED of dishonesty.
Annie
Professor Kane: You may proceed, Ms. Edison. But do so with caution. Need I remind you: this is NOT a courtroom!
Sorry about my partner. He's been on my edge ever since we switched.
Troy
Dean Pelton: I'm inclined to agree with the man in uniform.
Jeff: Shocker.
