Community Season 3 Quotes
Clean up on aisle busted.
Troy
We named the yam "Pam." It rhymed.
Abed
Starburns: Where's the ketchup?
Troy: That doesn't make sense! Ketchup is a condiment!
Pierce: I fell asleep in a sun beam.
Abed: Likely story.
Troy: Actually it is. I used to live with him. It's sort of adorable.
Troy: How did we get the short straw?
Abed: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed: Cold or dead?.
Troy: Survey says...
Abed: We can't both do the zinger.
Jeff: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Annie: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
Maybe after a long dark night, the sun is starting to rise at Greendale.
Jeff
Sounds like this is a game changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last minute, I adjusted.
Pierce
I'll see you on the other side inspector, wherever that is.
Annie
Abed: Running scenarios? Careful now, you're starting to sound like Abed.
Annie: So I probably shouldn't say things like star wards, zardas, cougartown cool cool cool pop culture pop culture, I'm on a tvshow
I don't want you to break his brain.
Troy [about Abed]
Annie: You don't have a patent on being a control freak Abed.
Abed: I sorta do.
