Jules: What's up? It hasn't been 24 hours?
Grayson: I missed you.

Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.

5-4-3 my anger is a purple balloon and I let it go.

Bonnie

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.

Ellie: Good lord you wake up peppy!
Jules: Now where was I before the siesta?

(to Andy) You're really bald from up here.

Grayson

He just left and I'm jonezing for his cuddles.

Jules

Grayson: Thanks Doc! Hottest doctor I've seen by the way.
Bonnie: Inappropriate.

(to Laurie) When I'm gone it's just gonna be you and the old people.

Travis

Please I don't miss people I dismiss them.

Laurie

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

Jules

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.

Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

Jules

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.