Cougar Town Quotes
I am your grandfather, my back is genetically engineered to carry your burden. Lay it on me.Chick
Jules: You know, I was trying to find the perfect setting and now I just don't know what to do. I know I have to tell them, or, a different approach, we hop in a car, drive west, and never look back.
Ellie: Don't joke! I packed my Thelma and Louise bag six years ago, so say the word I'll go grab it.
I have two hours to get healthy. It's like cramming for a test.Jules
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When she and I kiss, we kiss on the lips.Ellie
- Permalink: When she and I kiss, we kiss on the lips.
That's true. I earned my spot, and you slutted your way in.Ellie
- Permalink: That's true. I earned my spot, and you slutted your way in.
Bobby's a very nurturing bitch.Ellie
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I call that rippin' on D-bags with Ellie.Ellie
- Permalink: I call that rippin' on D-bags with Ellie.
Ellie: I need a drink.
Grayson: Tough day?
Ellie: No, why?
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Oh I'll take one. I just want to see what date it was so I know not to come.Ellie
Talking like a douche is not helping your case.Ellie
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Call your not stupid wife.Ellie
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The only thing I've ever made from scratch is Travis.Jules
- Permalink: The only thing I've ever made from scratch is Travis.
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