Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 16: "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller" Quotes
Ellie: Whatcha got goin' on there Dime Eyes?
Grayson: A big bowl of "we can do this."
I'm eating a big bite of "I was right steak." Mmmm...but it needs something. Maybe a nice glass of 1985 SUCK IT. Ah..so smooth.Ellie
I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song and everyone knew the lyrics!Laurie
Bobby: Can you name a person who gets in his own way more than I do?
Travis: Gary Busey.
Ellie: It is a gorgeous night and I have no kid waiting at home. Shiraz me. Laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. Hi girlfriend!
Laurie: Why's it being nice?
Andy: Is this the golden seven minutes?
Andy: When you're dancing alone, I stand behind you and go "Damn!"
Laurie: Yes, because ass worship is contagious.
Now that he's dry, maybe we can cut little Wolverine's nails.Grayson
Nanny: He's allergic to everything on Ellie's list.
Jules: He's allergic to Telemundo?
Nanny: I think that's just for me.
If there is a ridiculous Cuban hiding over there, you can tell him that it's fine if he wants to go dancing with Trampface tonight.Ellie
Tell her I'll get like, jury duty drunk.Laurie
Bobby: You need to go hit it and quit it.
Andy: Toot it and boot it.
Laurie: Whip it and skip it.
Bobby: Wax it and tax it.
Andy: Mother it and smother it.
Laurie: Bop it and drop it.
Grayson: Chuck it and ... re-chuck it.
Laurie: Yours don't make any sense.
Having a baby in your forties is exhausting, and people will judge you if you keep a sippy cup full of wine in the stroller so you can pound grape.Ellie