Cougar Town

Cougar Town "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller" Quotes

Ellie: Whatcha got goin' on there Dime Eyes?
Grayson: A big bowl of "we can do this."
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Ellie: I'm eating a big bite of "I was right steak." Mmmm...but it needs something. Maybe a nice glass of 1985 SUCK IT. Ah..so smooth.
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Laurie: I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song and everyone knew the lyrics!
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Bobby: Can you name a person who gets in his own way more than I do?
Travis: Gary Busey.
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Ellie: It is a gorgeous night and I have no kid waiting at home. Shiraz me. Laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. Hi girlfriend!
Laurie: Why's it being nice?
Andy: Is this the golden seven minutes?
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Andy: When you're dancing alone, I stand behind you and go "Damn!"
Laurie: Yes, because ass worship is contagious.
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Grayson: Now that he's dry, maybe we can cut little Wolverine's nails.
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Nanny: He's allergic to everything on Ellie's list.
Jules: He's allergic to Telemundo?
Nanny: I think that's just for me.
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Ellie: If there is a ridiculous Cuban hiding over there, you can tell him that it's fine if he wants to go dancing with Trampface tonight.
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Laurie: Tell her I'll get like, jury duty drunk.
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