Cougar Town "Counting on You" Quotes
Barb: Hey Jules. Hmm, feels good to have a lot of power between your legs, doesn't it? Motorcycles are good too.
Jules: Do you just follow me around, waiting to say things?
• Rating: Unrated
Grayson: You pull any crap with her and you'll answer to me. You can lock your doors but I live right next to you, Tom. I'll just jump on the roof and come down your damn chimney. I won't be bring any presents. Not unless you've been saving for the heel of my boot.
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Jules: I had sex in your house. Right over there.
Ellie: So? We conceived Stan on your kitchen island.
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Laurie: Well I have tons of guy friends.
Grayson: Have you slept with any of them?
Laurie: Yeah, I've slept with all of the them, but only as friends.
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Ellie: When Andy and I met, we were in the same circle of friends, but basically, it was just a doink chain that I worked my way around.
Andy: And guess who was last?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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