Cougar Town

Cougar Town "Damaged By Love" Quotes

Travis: I don't want to do anything anymore. I don't want to eat, shower, or put on sunscreen. I mean, ultimately, I put on sunscreen. I have to. I'm a pale weirdo.
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Laurie: If someone was up on my man like that. I would lace up my ass kicking boots.
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Ellie: If I get murdered I need you to tell the police something.
Laurie: Seriously, if I had a dime.
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Ellie: You know if they just wanted to see some dumb, townie ho floppin' her ta-tas all they need to do is stay here and give ten dollars to-
Laurie: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know where you're goin' with this.
Ellie: Let me finish. You.
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Grayson: You're not my Mom.
Jules: Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.
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Jules: So you're telling me that you didn't wear kneepads because the other guys were making fun of you?
Grayson: And because I'm not a baby.
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Jules: This is my fault. I should have written a note by the phone that says "Bobby, do not answer my phone." Oh, I was wrong here it is.
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Jules: He's like a newborn calf on wheels.
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Ellie: Forget for one second that if you let one Torres into your home every second and third cousin on the Eastern Seaboard will drop by to say hi.
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Ellie: Eat your chips, Jellybean.
Laurie: I don't wanna.
Ellie. Play with the bag.
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