Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 3: "Don't Do Me Like That" Quotes
Travis: Good bye, I love you dad
Jules: Oh my god, did he just say I love you?
Bobby: I know, pretty gay right?
Andy [to Bobby]: We get along so well, our sons should hang out
Travis: Mr. Torres, I'm 16 years older than your son
Ellie: You know how I take a nap every day from 10 to 11:45?
Jules: Your life is better than mine
Jules: You never go all out for a guy?
Laurie: If I really like a guy I'll stop texting while I do him
Ellie: I wish you were my daughter
Barb: I know I'm being really rude, but I'm really hungry and if you're not gonna eat that...
Jules: My omelet?
[Barb points to Josh]
Ellie: Great, the girl with three toe rings finds it funny
Laurie: Hey one of them is a tattoo