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Cougar-town

Sweetie, I'd let other people do the cons.

Jules

Remember when we wanted to change the title? Ah, good times. Thanks for sticking with us.

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Laurie: Hey, for the record I wore underwear tonight so you'd think I was classy.
Travis: No you didn't.
Laurie: I didn't. Turns out I don't actually own any.

Ellie: I'd be so much of a better husband than you. You're lucky you have a penis.
Grayson: Yup, they're pretty cool.

Yes, you've made me dumber, congratulations.

Grayson

No one's ever made me a stalker video that I didn't have to see in a courtroom first. I love it.

Laurie
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