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Cougar-town

Grayson: It's actually illegal for me to sell after I close.
Ellie: That's why I'm not paying for it.

[Title Card]: I didn't know it was back on either. - Abed

Jules: Taters are for laters.
Travis: She actually did say that.

Bobby: Hey Bud, can we talk about Laurie?
Travis: You know I really like her, huh?
Bobby: Yeah, I could tell by the way you stare at her breasts. Different from the way you stare at other breasts, more respectful.

Bobby: I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
Travis: I'm your son so it's okay.

I'm only an okay storm; I'm not a perfect storm.

Ellie
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