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Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?

Jules: You work that hoes b**ch.
Grayson: You're weird Jules.
Jules: Weird like a fox.

Are you stealing the plot of Erin Brockovich?

Laurie

I'm gonna otter the hell out of you.

Jules

This one needs it - she holds on like an otter trying to break open a clam.

Ellie

It feels like you are putting out a real relationshipy vibe.

Grayson

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Two for two!

Grayson

Andy: Stop - it's just a tiny thing.
Ellie: That's what he said!
Andy: You ruined it. You ruined my gift!

Andy: It's never that hard for me.
Jules: That's what he said!

Laurie: I feel like people respect my ideas more when they think they came out of magazines.
Ellie: No.

Making coffee for my friends - that's what they like in the morning.

Jules
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Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 22 Quotes

Ellie: (to Jules about the coffee) It's 7:45am why are you not already serving us?

Grayson: And our friendship means a lot to me. I don't want to mess that up.
Jules: I don't either. Maybe this should just be a one time deal?
Grayson: Or we could be friends with benefits.
Jules: Oh you snuck that one in at the end didn't ya? Friends with benefits - the old FWB. That is the greatest male myth of our time. That and our knees being erogenous zones.
Grayson: It is.
Jules: It's not. It's a knee. Do you want to know why FWB never works?
Grayson: No
Jules: We're friends - it can't be casual. Friend sex comes with feelings and baggage and someone always gets hurt. It's a horrible idea.

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