Why? Why won't he love me.

Laurie

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• Added: October 20, 2010

Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.

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Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.

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• Added: October 20, 2010

(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!

Jules, Andy, Grayson

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• Added: October 20, 2010

Smith: Wow! That was like writing a mechanic bull.
Laurie: We should break up more often.

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I can be friends with my ex.

Laurie

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Smith's dad: What's with the scream?
Bobby: Helps you focus.

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Jules: Some of us over did it at the pre no more alimony party party, so I made these margaritas with crushed up aspirin.
Andy: They should market this to drunks! Or us.

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• Added: October 20, 2010

Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.

Laurie

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• Added: October 20, 2010

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Jules

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• Added: October 20, 2010

I can't relate to this dude. He's even to redneck from me and I have a cousin named Grits.

Jules

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• Added: October 20, 2010

Don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!

Ellie

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• Added: October 20, 2010