Cougar Town

Cougar Town "Keeping Me Alive" Quotes

Laurie: Why? Why won't he love me.
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Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.
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Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.
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Jules, Andy, Grayson: (to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!
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Smith: Wow! That was like writing a mechanic bull.
Laurie: We should break up more often.
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Laurie: I can be friends with my ex.
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Smith's dad: What's with the scream?
Bobby: Helps you focus.
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Jules: Some of us over did it at the pre no more alimony party party, so I made these margaritas with crushed up aspirin.
Andy: They should market this to drunks! Or us.
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Laurie: Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.
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Jules: Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?
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