Cougar Town

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Why? Why won't he love me.

Laurie

Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.

Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.

(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!

Jules, Andy, Grayson

Smith: Wow! That was like writing a mechanic bull.
Laurie: We should break up more often.

I can be friends with my ex.

Laurie

Smith's dad: What's with the scream?
Bobby: Helps you focus.

Jules: Some of us over did it at the pre no more alimony party party, so I made these margaritas with crushed up aspirin.
Andy: They should market this to drunks! Or us.

Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.

Laurie

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Jules

I can't relate to this dude. He's even to redneck from me and I have a cousin named Grits.

Jules

Don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!

Ellie
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Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Jules: I'm starting a new list. Most boring game?
Ellie: Penny can.

You know why I like to keep these notepads around? Because I like to keep lists.

Jules