What does the cougar say?

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What’s the fun of having a yard sale if we can’t mock the low life's that shop there?

Ellie

There is no greater tragedy than outliving your own wine glass.

Ellie

Letting you put this green screen in my apartment was one the worst mistakes of my life, and I've went out with Dennis Rodman y’all.

Laurie

Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 6 Quotes

Letting you put this green screen in my apartment was one the worst mistakes of my life, and I've went out with Dennis Rodman y’all.

Laurie

There is no greater tragedy than outliving your own wine glass.

Ellie