Cougar Town

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Cougar town

Ellie: Oh! Stan walked!
Jules: Now is not the time.
Ellie: Right.

Jules: I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid -
Bobby: We we raised a good kid.

Travis: You're kinda smothering me.
Jules: With love. It doesn't count.

Jules: Travis! You're mine today.
Travis: This can't be good.

Jules! Slap out of it.

Laurie

Ellie: Honey, why don't you go to your crazy place?
Jules: I don't want to.

Grayson: I'm not getting involved.
Jules: You so are. You ate his lasagna last night.
Grayson: I ate dead baby lasagna?

Grayson: Why do you keep doing this if you know I hate it?
Jules: You just answered your own question.

Ugh. Its really hard to chug pinot.

Andy

Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!

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Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Ugh. Its really hard to chug pinot.

Andy

Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!

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