Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 21: "Letting You Go" Quotes
Jules: Is it going to kill the mood if I go brush my teeth and shave my legs?
Jules: Oh okay fine.
Even if he is only twenty minutes away he is still leaving.Julies
Jules: Sleepy show is canceled tonight.
Ellie: Damn it.
Travis: Are you watching me sleep?
Jules: You don't usually wake up.
Bobby: I trained him to retrieve golf balls by painting the meatballs white.
Smith's dad: That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Ellie: Wow so it's either college twenty minutes away in Sarasota or twenty hours away in California. Which one do you want him to go to?
Jules: Doesn't really matter what I want. It's his choice.
Travis: The weather is so good in California.
Jules: Yeah, and it also has earthquakes and race riots. So you know, everybody just calm down.
Ellie: And there it is.
It's not my fault that I am allergic to latex and birth control pills.Laurie
I have a rule that every kiss should last three seconds - it's what the Obama's do.Laurie
Jules: Wine in the morning on the weekends. Lets all think about it people.
Bobby: Think about what?
Grayson: Morning drinking.
That's how it started for my Uncle Max - then he bought some wigs and changed his name to Maxine, but you know what is really funny? He still goes by Max.Laurie