Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.

You see Travis, being a man is living in constant fear of disappointing a woman.

Bobby

What did you tell her to do Chicken Fat?

Jules

Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.

You said you'd be mean, but that cut like a knife.

Laurie

If you need me, Grayson's door is always open.

Bobby

This is fun. I feel Japanese.

Bobby

Tom can have my place in the gang.

Grayson

Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.

Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.

(to Laurie) You look like you put your make-up in the floor and roll around in it.

Ellie

Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.

Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.

Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriends mom.

Jules