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Cougar-town

Travis: We should just eat cave man style. No dishes to clean that way.
Jules: Get the shades.

Jules: Oh Trav, honey, you look so tired. If you're gonna drive back to school tonight, you're gonna have to drink a lot of caffeine. I'll give you some sleeping pills to bring you down.
Travis: As much as I appreciate the completely unhealthy advice I'm almost 20, no need to worry about me.
Jules: Okay, I'll stop.

Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.

Andy: There's my girl I need a kiss.
Ellie: You'll live.

Ellie: I miss being a ho.
Laurie: You want back in? Because we'll take you back.

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