Cougar Town

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I woke up in the morning and my wife was gone. I know a little something about getting left behind.

Grayson

To sweaty foot wine!

Jules

I was so stunned! Do I give off a vibe that I'm friendly?

Ellie

If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?

Ellie

This is our cul-de-sac damn it. Tonight we take back the sack! First order of business we need a new slogan.

Jules

I love my security system. It's like I live in an antique store.

Jules

Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.

Go see him, dork university is like almost twenty minutes away.

Laurie

Here, I'm gonna be a quiet bad ass. Like Harry Potter.

Trav

Can you believe it Kevin? This is college.

Trav
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Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Here, I'm gonna be a quiet bad ass. Like Harry Potter.

Trav

Can you believe it Kevin? This is college.

Trav