I woke up in the morning and my wife was gone. I know a little something about getting left behind.

Grayson

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• Added: October 06, 2010

To sweaty foot wine!

Jules

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• Added: October 06, 2010

I was so stunned! Do I give off a vibe that I'm friendly?

Ellie

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If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?

Ellie

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This is our cul-de-sac damn it. Tonight we take back the sack! First order of business we need a new slogan.

Jules

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• Added: October 06, 2010

I love my security system. It's like I live in an antique store.

Jules

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Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.

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• Added: October 06, 2010

Go see him, dork university is like almost twenty minutes away.

Laurie

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• Added: October 06, 2010

Here, I'm gonna be a quiet bad ass. Like Harry Potter.

Trav

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Can you believe it Kevin? This is college.

Trav

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• Added: October 06, 2010