Cougar Town

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John Hughes is a God.

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Laurie: Burn in hell you sad, desperate skank.
Grayson: Texting your mom?
Laurie: Yeah.

Don't bum out Jules, not everyone is blessed with our God given lack of judgment.

Laurie

So all shoplifters are magicians?

Jules

I don't know what you're thinking, but it's like watching a gay porn with just one dude in it.

Ellie

Grocery store jail, seriously?

Laurie

If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.

Jules
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Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

Grocery store jail, seriously?

Laurie

If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.

Jules