John Hughes is a God.

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• Added: April 02, 2013

Laurie: Burn in hell you sad, desperate skank.
Grayson: Texting your mom?
Laurie: Yeah.

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• Added: April 02, 2013

Don't bum out Jules, not everyone is blessed with our God given lack of judgment.

Laurie

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• Added: April 02, 2013

So all shoplifters are magicians?

Jules

• Permalink: So all shoplifters are magicians?
• Added: April 02, 2013

I don't know what you're thinking, but it's like watching a gay porn with just one dude in it.

Ellie

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Grocery store jail, seriously?

Laurie

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• Added: April 02, 2013

If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.

Jules

• Permalink: If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.
• Added: April 02, 2013