Cougar Town

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Jules: Hey resort Trent, you're even cuter out of your uniform.
Trent: I'm gay.
Jules: Just go with it, Trent. Come on, I'm trying to scrape together a fantasy here. If I can be Resort Jules, you can be Straight Trent.
Trent: I was Straight Trent for sixteen years.
Jules: Great! What's another hour?

Grayson: Your mom said, "no girls."
Kylie: It's okay, I'll just get my stuff.
Travis: Do you know what her stuff is? It's flavored lip gloss and an over-sizes t-shirt for when she gets, quote, tired and snuggly.

That's the reason I got a Cabana! To avoid guys with barb wired tattoos.

Ellie

Regular Jules wouldn't do this, but Resort Jules says, "say hello to Tonya and her slightly smaller cousin Tina."

Jules

Laurie [to Jules for picture]: Arch your back and stick out your chest
Ellie: And say classy!

Here, I'm Resort Jules. And Resort Jules is fun. And she's crazy. And she refers to herself in the third person like a professional athlete.

Jule

Your dad convinced some tourist that he's a hunting guide, so not only can he not watch you, but he might end up dead.

Jules
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Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Here, I'm Resort Jules. And Resort Jules is fun. And she's crazy. And she refers to herself in the third person like a professional athlete.

Jule

Your dad convinced some tourist that he's a hunting guide, so not only can he not watch you, but he might end up dead.

Jules
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