Travis: That thing's on you like a bear trap. Is there at least a zipper so you can go to the bathroom?
Andy: I don't have to go anymore...
Travis: What?
Andy: What?

• Permalink: Buzz Lightyear
• Added: January 27, 2015

You're dressed up. Are you going out? May I come?

Ellie

• Permalink: You're dressed up. Are you going out? May I come?
• Added: January 27, 2015

Laurie: Today baby Bobby turns 6 weeks old!
Travis: And 6 weeks after childbirth means Laurie and I can finally... officially... get it on.
Ellie: Ugh.
Andy: Bleh.

• Permalink: Bleh.
• Added: January 27, 2015

Just you and me and 20 seconds of peace and quiet

Grayson

• Permalink: Just you and me and 20 seconds of peace and quiet
• Added: January 27, 2015