Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 15: "When a Kid Goes Bad" Quotes
Bobby: You know how old I was the first time I got really drunk?
Travis: I dunno, nine?
Bobby: Trick question. Never been really drunk. I have got a monster tolerance. The point is...
Travis: No dad, there is no point to that story.
Bobby: Okay, the completely new thought is...
Travis, we'll never be even. Want to see the scar from the Cesarean section? There's a hair growing in it now.Jules
Bobby: Look at this office! If I ever sold my boat I could live here.
Ellie: You know what panties are? They're a type of clothes most women wear under their skirts.
Jules: Oh my god, that bag is soaked with grease. I'm telling you right now, i don't care what's in it, I'm eating it.
Travis: It's a human head.
Jules: If it's deep fried, I'm still in.