Cougar Town

Cougar Town "You're Gonna Get It" Quotes

Laurie: I used to watch Jeopardy! everyday because I had a major lady rod for Alex Trebek. Till I found out he was Canadian. Gross.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: Just remember. You can't hear the world laughing at you if you're laughing harder.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: Never judge a book by its front parts.
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Ellie: Hey bartender how could you miss a question about bartending?
Grayson: I don't know. You missed the one about blood draining parasites.
Ellie: It's not the same.
Grayson: It is the same.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: It chews gum while it eats buffalo wings. How did it beat us?
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Grayson: Cool! Wizard versus Nerd!
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Laurie: Wrong Balls is trending on Twitter. It's above Bieber.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Dear Lord. You know I don't bother you unless it's important. Except for that time I asked you to speed up my bangs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: The answer was Grandma Moses. You should have gotten that Ellie; weren't the two of you sorority sisters?
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Laurie: I heard she kicked your ass. Must sting to lose to Oldielocks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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