Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 2 Quotes
I came up with the hashtag #BunchofChans!
Josh
I truly don't miss Josh. Like, at all. Like, ugh! But I had planned this whole future around him - our wedding, our kids, our house, our couples' Halloween costumes. And now I have to plan this whole future for myself, and I don't know what it is.
Valencia
Seriously, Patrick. Was I sick the day in school where they taught you to be a normal person? It just feels like there's something fundamental I'm missing out on. Like, is there an instruction manual? You get what I'm saying, Patrick? It just, it just feels like everyone is in this cabal of normal people, and they're all laughing at me like I'm the jester in my own Truman Show. Patrick, tell me what the secret is. Is there a manual? Do you have a manual? I know you have a manual, Patrick! I know it's in your trunk, Patrick!
Rebecca
Rebecca: I have a super fast wedding to plan.
Nathaniel: Yeah, funny how that happened. Elevator. Kiss. Boom! Rush to the altar!
Rebecca: You think I moved up my wedding just because we kissed? Don't flatter yourself.
Nathaniel: I think they're modern classics. Okay? There you go. You happy now? You've got something on me. The tough boss likes a child wizard book. There you go. Spread the news.
Rebecca: I actually think it's kind of nice. It almost makes you seem human.
Nathaniel: Don't be a dick.
We have the Santa Ana winds...they're the worst. They give me bad allergies, and people act weird during them too. They call them 'The Devil Winds.'
Josh
They had the same dream. They just got Santa Ana-Winded!
Mr. Santa Ana
A little from you is like a lot from someone else. Six of yours beats anyone's dozen. That's why I love you like a sister and you love me like a second cousin.
Darryl
You might say, 'Don't do it, Winds! Leave these poor people alone!' But I'm a prankster. Tee-hee-hee-heeeee. I just wanna see what will happen.
Mr. Santa Ana
For some reason, you're now on the top of my 'to-do' list. Let's get this over with so I can focus on other tasks. Let's have intercourse. Just pretend I'm seducing you. Come on, let's quickly have intercourse so I can move on with my life.
Nathaniel
Paula: So everytime Josh touches you it's like total goosebumps, right?
Rebecca: Uh, yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, he like, kisses my neck it's totally goose bump city. My skin looks like a cold raw chicken.
Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not. My body wants things that make my mind go, 'Uh, body, WHAT?'
Nathaniel
