I really want to tell you that I'm sorry, and I really want to tell you that I am the worst. And I just want to say I miss you every day, and I will - but you go first.

Paula and Rebecca (in unison)

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• Added: December 09, 2016

Scott: I have been so supportive, and I think what you're doing is great. But I feel left out. You're so distracted lately.
Paula: I know, I know. But look, I will try to do better.

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• Added: December 09, 2016

Josh: Before I met you, I didn't even know eyebrows were, like, a big deal.
Anna: That's what I love about you.
Josh: You love me?
Anna: Love ABOUT you.

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• Added: December 09, 2016

I'm just in town to infiltrate - or should I say 'inCHILLtrate?' - a certain bro friend group. It's Part 1 of a 42 point plan that I call, 'The Bunch Inception,' and it starts with me getting in with this group of dudes.

Trent

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• Added: December 02, 2016

I've had the best time hanging out with the both of you. I think it's official that we're a squad.

Rebecca

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• Added: December 02, 2016

Our relationship has always been one-sided. I give, you take - and that is how it works.

Paula

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• Added: December 02, 2016

Hector: Quit texting your new girlfriend.
Josh: Anna is not my new girlfriend. We've only been out on three amazing dates.
White Josh: Yeah, you were single for a brutal 11 minutes. I'm glad you finally found somebody.

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• Added: December 02, 2016

You're over-eager, desperate to be included forcing yourself on people. I don't like that about myself. When I see it on somebody else, I find it even more repulsive.

Darryl

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• Added: December 02, 2016

I get it; I'm Barb, she's Nancy. I tell myself that she's fragile, but you know, I just had an abortion dammit! It would have been nice to talk to my best friend about it. I'm so sorry, I should not have blurted that out.

Paula

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• Added: November 18, 2016

Heather: Hey, bitch! I heard you peed on some stuff!
Valencia: Yeah, I did!
Heather: I always knew I kinda liked you. You're basic, but in an enjoyable way.
Valencia: Thanks, bitch!
Rebecca: Aw guys, we're all bitches!

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• Added: November 18, 2016

Rebecca: I'm just realizing how much Josh has taken advantage of me time after time after time and I just laid down and let him. (Valencia starts to cry.) Oh, you're crying.
Valencia: Josh hurt me so much. I broke up with him, but the truth is he left me emotionally long before. I killed the relationship because I had to. It was already dead, and now I am so scared to be alone.

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• Added: November 18, 2016

Anna: You fixed the sound, right? Without music, this event is just dirt, so thank you.
Josh: I work out.
Anna: What?
Josh: Yeah.

• Permalink: I work out.
• Added: November 18, 2016