Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 2 Quotes
Rebecca: We are going to a family bar mitzvah. So he's going to meet the entire Garfinkel clan. So it will be wonderful.
Nathaniel: If you say so.
Rebecca: I do say so, because he is the man of my dreams.
Nathaniel: You know you say that a lot. I never heard anyone else use the phrase, 'man of my dreams,' before you. Sounds like something a super secure person says.
Darryl: Hey, you know what? You're doing really well, Nathaniel. No, I see how hard you work, how talented you are are, how little food you eat. You're a very disciplined young man and you don't need your dad to tell you that. You have to know that for yourself.
Nathaniel: I've been kind of a jerk to you, Darryl. And I'm gonna pay to have the tooth blood cleaned out of your car.
Darryl: Well, thank you. You're a good kid. Apology accepted.
Nathaniel: Well, I didn't apologize...
Josh: Rebecca Nora Bunch, will -
Dr. Akopian: NO!
Josh: you -
Dr. Akopian: WAIT!
Josh: marry -
Dr. Akopian: PLEASE!
Josh: me?
Rebecca: YES!
Dr. Akopian: NOOOOOO!
Naomi: Hey! Don't yell at me in front of the Oriental! They're a very peaceful people.
Rebecca: Oh my god, you are so offensive.
Naomi: Streisand and Hitler.
Congregation: Remember that we suffered!
Rabbi Shari: Spielberg and Hitler.
Congregation: Remember that we suffered!
Naomi and Rabbi Shari: Have we mentioned Hitler? I'm just saying that we suffered!
Anna:You know what Josh? Here's the thing – I really was into you.
Josh: I know! I remember the bathroom...uni-sexy.
Anna: But now my feelings changed.
Josh: Since 30 minutes ago?
Rebecca: You know Nathaniel, I used to be like you – ruthless. But then one day I was crying a lot and I decided to flip things around. I decided to put happiness before success. And when I did that the world rewarded me with true happiness. It rewarded me with a man who is strong and sweet and confident and inspires me everyday.
Nathaniel: Oh, you're dating another guy? Not the human flip flop that was in the office before?
Rebecca: No, that's him.
I'm sorry. Okay? I'll say it first because I should. I was more wrong. I was the more wronger one...look, you said to me at my house that I didn't support you. You were right. Every time we talk I'm really just thinking about myself. I'm thinking about the next piece of advice to ask you for, and I never think about you, so let me think about you now, okay? I love you, and I'm here to help.
Rebecca
Tim: Do we really need a new guy this far into the season? And by far into the season, I mean it's almost fall!
Ensemble: Who's the new guy? I don't trust him.
Maya: He's suspiciously good-looking in ways that normal people are not.
Karen: Is this some sort of desperate move to help our ratings?
Ensemble: You mean our terrible ratings on legalscores.com?
Home? What home? You don't live here anymore.
Paula
Rebecca: Look, you're good lookin', I'm good lookin'. There's naturally going to be some tension and banter. But this is very important: I am Liam Neeson's daughter. I'm TAKEN.
Nathaniel: Oh wow. Listen Ms. Bunch, you're not my type.
Scott: I have been so supportive, and I think what you're doing is great. But I feel left out. You're so distracted lately.
Paula: I know, I know. But look, I will try to do better.
