Criminal Minds
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Ryan: You know there's nothing going on between me and your sister. It's all an act so I can be closer to you.
Dana: Really? You promise?
Ryan: Have I ever lied to you? You know who the real threat to our love is....and what you have to do.
Dana: I don't think I can do it.
Ryan: You did it before.
Dana: I know, but I....
Ryan: You saw how she was flirting with me, touching my arm, begging me to come for a drink.
Dana: Maybe she was just being nice.
Ryan: No, she's a slut! She wants me in her bed.
Reid: I'm thinking the unsub bit Ashley's nails.
Medical Examiner: I've seen some freaky stuff in my day but never this.
Reid: He most likely has some sort of mental disorder.
Medical Examiner: I'll say.
Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote - I hold it true, whate’er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; ‘T is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
Rossi
Reid: When Derek Morgan says "I do" it'll be a national day of mourning for single women everywhere.
Rossi: Just don't elope.
Lewis: Wow. Sounds like there's a story there.
Hotch: There is.
Rossi: I married the third ex-Mrs. Rossi at a drive-in wedding chapel in Las Vegas. I had an Elvis impersonator perform the ceremony.
Lewis: You're kidding.
Hotch: Wait for it.
Rossi: I'm playing 21. I've got a streak going. I can't lose even if I try. Krystall's the dealer. One thing leads to another. I should have known it wouldn't last. Krystall spells her name with a K and two Ls. When we sobered up the next morning, the divorce was just as quick. I'll never make that mistake again.
Morgan: What? Get married or have the King of Rock and Roll as your justice of the peace?
Rossi: Both, thank you very much.
It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped - Tony Robbins.
Morgan
The world is so unpredictable. Things happen suddenly, unexpectedly. We want to feel we are in control of our own existence. In some ways we are, in some ways we're not. We are ruled by the forces of chance and coincidence - Paul Auster
Rossi
Tracy: ....but I was trying to end it with him.
Reid: Did Charlie know that?
Tracy: He thought it was already over. But Theo was....persistent.
Put your hands on your head. Mitchell Crossford you're under arrest.
Hotch
Reid: There's an old Buddhist saying that, when you meet your soulmate, remember that the act to bring you together was 500 years in the making. So always appreciate and be kind to each other.
Lewis: That's lovely.
Reid: There's a corollary for friends. When you meet a true friend, you will be bound together though space and time for 500 years.
Never take statements from people speaking in tongues.
Warner
JJ: Look it's hard knowing that cases are still coming in and I'm not there. Do you want me to come back?
Hotch: Do you want to come back?
JJ: Yes. Just...not right now. Honestly the jump from one kid to two is....
Hotch: JJ take your time. We're all doing jobs we don't normally do but we'll manage.
