Criminal Minds
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Morgan: Nobody does it like you and me, baby girl.
Garcia: That never gets old.
Morgan: Let me get this straight. You put a hit on a hit man, but you went cheap.
Eisenmund: I didn't have a lot of money left over, know what I'm saying?
Lewis: Look I just want to say even if don’t' get the position this was the best job interview ever.
Garcia: Penelope Garcia. You're marvellous. [To Hotch] She's marvellous.
Hotch: Agent Lewis I believe I asked you to wait, and that was about thirty-six hours ago?
Lewis: It was completely worth it.
Hotch: Maybe we can have that sit-down now?
Lewis: Yeah. 2:00 a.m. is my jam.
Courage is grace under pressure - Ernest Hemingway
Garcia
The world will not be destroy by those who do evil, but by those who watch without doing anything - Albert Einstein.
Kate
Sweet mother. Gross. It's like Tinder for sociopaths.
Garcia
Morgan: Enough! That's enough!
Zorgen: You're too late. She is gone. You tell Kate Meg is long gone.
I didn't know FBI chicks could be so hot.
Zorgen
You know what's so great about the internet? It's therapy for sick minds. Before you thought you were alone but now....one click and you realize you've got family.
Zorgen
Zorgen: Where's my favorite agent? Is she afraid to see me?
Hotch: It's all about the hunt for you, isn't it Alex?
Rossi: But you don't have the balls needed to kill, so you pawn that off on others.
Zorgen: They teach you that in FBI school?
Hotch: We know exactly who and what you are.
Rossi: You're a sexually diverse thrill seeker, always looking for a new way to get off.
Zorgen: Oooh.
Hotch: And you took Meg to get back at Kate.
Rossi: You thought we'd blame their killers and we'd never know you existed.
Hotch: But you didn't know that your site was vulnerable during auctions, did you?
Rossi: How dumb is that? Are you dumb, Alex?
Zorgen: I took her because I knew I couldn't get Kate. Do you have any idea how much a female Fed would go for?
JJ: How could a father kill his own child? How could he...how could he do that to a mother?
Paige [crying]: I don't understand.
JJ: Parents that kill their children are monsters. Now you were under duress when you helped him, but my friend's daughter is going to die if you don't help us right now! Who bought Meg, Paige? Where is she?
Paige: He's one of Alex's best clients. He does....unspeakable things and then he spreads the body parts in the Potomac.
Reid: Not you too. Am I getting another godson?
JJ: Possibly. Maybe a goddaughter.
