Stop smiling, Luke Alvez. I can feel it. That joke was not for you.

Garcia [to Alvez]

Andrew: Reality as we know it is only one of many possible universes.
Lewis: Yeah, I'm with you. I watch Dr. Who.

Andrew: We need to talk.
Prentiss: We will, when the case is over.

So we're not even going to talk about that tall drink of water you call your bae? I have so many questions.

Garcia [to Prentiss]

"History has a way of altering villains so that we can no longer see ourselves in them." -- Adam Serwer

Prentiss

So, you and Andrew long distance -- how's that been going?

Rossi [to Prentiss]

That Andrew is a keeper.

J.J. [to Prentiss]

Prentiss: Penelope, that isn't your first coffee, is it?
Garcia: Well, it doesn't count if you brew it yourself.
Prentiss: I'm cutting you off now.

So Cat's a mean girl, but more savvy?

Max

Bye, Spencie! I really enjoyed our date.

Cat [to Reid]

Don't wait up.

Cat

"Psychotics -- say what you want about them -- tend to make the first move." -- David Foster Wallace

Reid