Chocolate Moose? It's Baby Girl. Hi. Clearly we're both into S&M because you've been dodging my calls for the past twenty-four hours and I keep calling you although you keep dodging my calls. Look I know we parted mad and you think I'm nutter-butter for coming here and you're right because now I'm here and he doesn't want to see me. He doesn't want to see me, Derek. How can I make things better if he doesn't want to see me? So now I'm here at this motel; I'm trying not to look at the stains on the bedspread. I'm wrestling with the fact that I have egg on my face and I'm sorry. No, you know what? He's sorry. He's gonna be sorry because he's not hanging out with me. That's what....I don't even know what I'm saying. See, I need to talk to you. Call me back. Please?


Garcia: You had a horrible upbringing. This isn't you.
Baylor: Why are you really here?
Garcia: I need you to know I'm in your corner.
Baylor: Bull. You're not here for me. You're here for yourself.
Garcia: That's not entirely true.
Baylor: Of course it is. You don't know me.
Garcia: Oh, I know you, trust me.
Baylor: Oh so you want me to forgive you.
Garcia: No.
Baylor: Then you want me to say I'm a bad man, I love killing and I deserve this?
Garcia: No
Baylor: Then what the hell is it? Huh? 'Cause I'm done talking. I'm done feeling guilty. I got ten hours left to breathe. And the last thing I need is some freaky woman coming up in here with her liberal guilt trying to change things. I'm a killer. You can't change that.

Garcia: Why the heck did you call me?
Baylor: Because I don't want to die alone.

Warden: Is there anything you want to say?
Baylor (seeing Garcia): Thank you.

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go - J.C. Watts


Callahan: Have you seen the place that took over? It's like techno and twerking.
Reid: It's not really my crowd.
Callahan: What? You don't twerk? I was just kidding.

Morgan: How'd you do last night?
Garcia: Three hours - again.
Morgan: Baby girl, you can't function on threes of sleep. Trust me, I've tried.
Garcia: I know but it's better than the nightmares.

Rossi: I know. Surprised me too.
Garcia: What? What surprised you?
JJ: Hotch talked to Emily.
Garcia: And?
Rossi: She just doesn't want to come back.
Garcia: Why? She loves us.

Hotch: You have an impressive success rate and your supervisor speaks very highly of you. I think you'll be a valuable asset to the team.
Callahan: Really? That's it? I've only been here two minutes. There's no or dance? I mean I had a whole thing prepared. I don't know if you know this but there's a band outside your door....
Hotch: Your eight years with the Bureau and your undercover work convinced me that you'll fit right in.

Sometimes it takes me two or three months to arrest one offender. You catch a new one every week. How do you not take it with you?


I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind - Edgar Allen Poe.


Mrs. Cowles: You found a leg in his car?
JJ: Actually we found three.

Criminal Minds Quotes

As life runs on, the road grows strange with faces new. And near the end, the milestones into headstones change, 'neath every one a friend - James Russell Lowell


Young Scott: I'm proud of you. Not just for what you did here, but what you're going to do in the future. I expect great things.
Young Rossi: Thank you Sergeant. Need to heal up first though.
Young Scott: And when you do, remember: scars only show us where we've been. They do not dictate where we are going.