No matter how fast life travels, it finds the darkness is always there first - Terry Pratchett


Garcia: You just said that Greg being a fighter is a good thing, and we both know that that is not true. The unsub is going to see it as a sort of alpha male challenge which is not good at all.
Monty: I know. But right now they need to feel hopeful.
Garcia: Okay. I hadn't thought of that.

Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success - Henry Ford


The truth is rarely pure and never simple - Oscar Wilde


Reid: This is really good coffee, by the way. Coffee's a language in itself.
Loker: Who said that -- Dickens?
Reid: Jackie Chan

Rossi: What if this is like the Manchurian Candidate?
Hotch: A domineering mother molds her candidate son into an unwitting assassin.

Reid [in Russian]: Would you like to have coffee sometime?
Loker: I was hoping you'd ask.

Troy: What you did to Sophie was unforgiveable.
Dinah: I'm sorry Benjie.
Troy: But it worked. Now what do I do?

Kate: I think she's just rebelling against a conversation we had the other night. It doesn't take a profiler to figure out why Meg would decide to pierce her belly-button.
Morgan: No.
Kate: Yes.
Morgan: Seriously. Okay so that's why you've got this little glow thing going on.
Kate: Well, you know.
Morgan: And all this time I thought it was just me making you blush.
Kate: Oh it's that too.
Morgan: Congrats. Come here.

Garcia: You guys. Kate has the best news! Say it before you have to do the other stuff.
Kate: Good morning, I'm pregnant.

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror - W. Somerset Maughan


Reid: How long was it from the start of the bruising until the kill?
Medical Examiner: Roughly six hours.
Rossi: Nobody has sex for six straight hours, not even Sting.

Criminal Minds Quotes

To a father, nothing is dearer than a daughter - Euripides.


Life is about choices. Some we regret, some we're proud of. We are what we choose to be - Graham Brown