JJ: What did he do? Restrain him the boy for a year while he stabbed him and beat him with a two-by-four?
Kate: Too bad we can't do the same thing to that Unsub.
Rossi: Or Unsubs.
Kate: Whatever. I'm down.

Solitary confinement makes grown men crazy. Imagine what those conditions would do to a child.


Hotch: Jack won best costume in school.
JJ: Nice! What was he?
Hotch: Darth Vader.
JJ: Yes!
Hotch: Henry?
JJ: All Spiderman, all day. He told me we should be using web-shooters at the FBI.
Hotch: We absolutely should.

Homeowner: Is this all really necessary? I told you - I didn't see anything, except for those damned kids egging my house. I gotta go to work in the morning.
Rossi: Well I'm sorry for the inconvenience, sir. But I'm sure the parents of the missing child don't really care. And frankly, neither do I.

Rossi : The key to saving Hunter Olsen's life may be locked away in your memories.
Hotch: But it only works if you allow it to.
Mary Bidwell: Well, I'm trying.
Hotch: No, you're not. You're hiding something.
JJ: Mrs. Bidwell, we can't seem to find your ex-husband Sam anywhere. Do you have any idea where he might be?

Always kiss your children good night, even if they're already asleep - H. Jackson Brown Jr.


Man: Text Jessica.
Siri: Okay. What would you like to say to Jessica?
Man: On my way. don't leave without me.
Siri: Your text to Jessica says "On highway. Car keys and tai chi." Ready to send it?
Man: Cancel. Cancel. Text Jessica.
Siri: Okay. What would you like to say to Jessica?
Man: I'm almost there. Period. Are you ready to go. Period. Question mark! Que-
Siri: Your text to Jessica says "Lost my hair. Are you ready to go on your period?" Ready to send it?
Man: No! No.

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Suri: Now, I have listened to you. I have entertained all of your theories. But what you have described to me - it is not possible. It might be real to you, but that is because you are sick.
Unsub: Yeah. You're right. Let me show you what it feels like to be sick, like I am.

Linda Randall: I think that we have time for one more share. Anybody? Go ahead, Jane.
Jane Posner: So I went back to the dermatologist, and she again tried to me what my problem was. You know, she said that it was maybe mould, or static electricity. I mean can you think about that? That what's going on inside my body could be because of static electricity? And then she had the nerve to try and sell me a salve. And when I looked to see what was inside the salve, it was St. John's Wort. I mean really? You think I haven't already tried St. John's Wort? I could see it really clearly now. It's not me. It's society. You know, they want me to be sick. Because if I'm sick, if it's me, they can keep ignoring me. But I won't be ignored anymore. Thank you for letting me share.

Jane Posner: You think they put it in the drinking water?
Unsub: Yeah, that's the easiest way to infect us.
Jane Posner: That means everyone's sick.
Unsub: Everyone is sick. But you and I, we react to it differently, right? We feel it differently. That's what makes us special.

Jane Posner: Tell me again that it's real.
Unsub: It's real.
Jane Posner: Can you heal me?
Unsub: Yeah. I can.

Hotch: I'm also trained to listen to what people say. And that question "am I helping?" - you ask yourself that every day, don't you? I know you help the people who come to your meetings. I know you want to help us.
Linda: I do?
Hotch: Yes you do, because there's a man who comes to your meetings who puts you on edge. And your instincts of self-preservation are telling you not to trust him. And those instincts are always right. Who is he?
Linda: His name is Leo. I don't have his number or anything, but I did see him talking to one of my friends last night, Jane. I knocked on her door this morning. She didn't answer but there was someone inside because I heard them whispering.
Hotch: I need Jane's information immediately.

Criminal Minds Quotes

Thomas Merton once wrote "Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone. We find it with another."


Nothing can drive one closer to his own insanity than a haunting memory refusing its own death - Darnell Ford