Criminal Minds
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Stop smiling, Luke Alvez. I can feel it. That joke was not for you.
Garcia [to Alvez]
Andrew: Reality as we know it is only one of many possible universes.
Lewis: Yeah, I'm with you. I watch Dr. Who.
Andrew: We need to talk.
Prentiss: We will, when the case is over.
So we're not even going to talk about that tall drink of water you call your bae? I have so many questions.
Garcia [to Prentiss]
"History has a way of altering villains so that we can no longer see ourselves in them." -- Adam Serwer
Prentiss
So, you and Andrew long distance -- how's that been going?
Rossi [to Prentiss]
That Andrew is a keeper.
J.J. [to Prentiss]
Prentiss: Penelope, that isn't your first coffee, is it?
Garcia: Well, it doesn't count if you brew it yourself.
Prentiss: I'm cutting you off now.
So Cat's a mean girl, but more savvy?
Max
Bye, Spencie! I really enjoyed our date.
Cat [to Reid]
Don't wait up.
Cat
"Psychotics -- say what you want about them -- tend to make the first move." -- David Foster Wallace
Reid