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Spartan: I mean, what guy's gonna dress like a Spartan if he doesn't have to?
Greg: I can think of about three hundred.

Carrot Top: I get like one phone call, don't I?
Brass: You don't need a lawyer, Top.
Carrot Top: I know. I need my publicist.

Brass: Hogtied, in your boxer shorts, passed out on zebra skin, that's the kinda an image you can't get out of your head.
Carrot Top: It's an image we'd all like to get out of our heads. Thanks for bringing it up.

Carrot Top and a dead hooker. Why am I not laughing?

Catherine

Hodges: I've been defrauded.
Ray: And de-thumbed.

Nick: She's most sincerely dead.
Greg: I suppose it would be tasteless to mention the hundred bucks you owe me.
Nick: Extremely.

Greg: And to quote, "She's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead."
Nick: I beg to differ, Dorothy.
Greg: If you knew your Wizard of Oz, you'd know that it was the Munchkin coroner that pronounced her dead. Not the girl with the dog.

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CSI Season 11 Episode 11 Quotes

Nick: She's most sincerely dead.
Greg: I suppose it would be tasteless to mention the hundred bucks you owe me.
Nick: Extremely.

Greg: And to quote, "She's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead."
Nick: I beg to differ, Dorothy.
Greg: If you knew your Wizard of Oz, you'd know that it was the Munchkin coroner that pronounced her dead. Not the girl with the dog.

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